January 2012
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Jan 26th
“People choose shitty things. People choose 2 and a Half Men and NASCAR and...”
– Gawker on the People’s Choice Awards (via frangry) Me on most things social media related
Jan 23rd
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Instigator Cat
animalsbeingdicks: “Just a second, I gotta take care of thFUCK YOU DOG”
Jan 19th
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theclearlydope: Facebook should change “People you may know” to “People you would see at the mall and walk the other direction.” Follow me on the tweets @joshkeown
Jan 19th
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Jodi Ettenberg: My Top Longreads of 2011 →
Jan 14th
Why is the state criminalising normal childhood... →
Jan 14th
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So true. →
Jan 14th
Interestingly, scientists bred fruit flies for intelligence. They made bananas taste bitter, which fruit flies don’t like. They then gave the flies little markers, so the ‘smart’ ones would avoid the bitter bananas based on this learned signal, the dumb ones would not. After only 20 generations they generated ‘smart’ and ‘dumb’ fruit flies who could learn...
Jan 14th
“Once upon a time in the dead of winter in the Dakota Territory, Theodore...”
– David McCullough (via englishprof)
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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My cat also begins most days with eating a running... →
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Dec 23rd
““You will surely make noise when I take you deep,” texted Representative Anthony...”
– Vachon!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Two churches located across the street from each...
tithenai: wizasaur: -prettyprettyplease: ultraball: paranoidrobot: …Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals? ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.  WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN. I LOVE THIS.
Dec 20th
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“He also professed to have no regrets for a lifetime of heavy smoking and...”
– Christopher Hitchens’ obit. Probably a good quote to go out on.  (via richardlawson)
Dec 16th
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Dec 8th
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What Really Happened Aboard Air France 447 →
Dec 8th
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How Doctors Die →
This is important.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
WatchWatch
theclearlydope: Clearly this is the ultimate magic trick: I’m looking forward to their street magic show when they guess your card and then get hit by a bus.
Dec 8th
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